I have some new formulas, but I need names for them and I am just too tired to think of any. So hit me up, and if you suggest the "winning" name, and I name my formula after your suggestion, you get a free bottle of any of these, your choice (in other words, if you name the chocolate one but you don't want it and would rather have the healing one, you can have the healing one). Make sense?
This one will be called Coffee at Midnight. One's a "sexual attraction" type thing, and I've modeled it on a really excellent chocolate-infused specialty tea that I love and have prescribed to clients who are going the "tea and bath" route (the "inside and outside" treatment, really good for spiritual cleansing, protection, and attraction especially). It's got love/affection elements, but definitely a strong lust element. Redolent with vanilla and coffee absolutes (and thus rich and expensive) it does all the good attracting work of a "foodie" sort of oil (the whole vanilla and sugar cookies thing) but with more depth, spice, and earth than those sticky-sweet blends, and it's not soporific or sickly. It is, after all, caffeinated 🙂 The current batch has matured for a few months now and its true scent should be what I've got in the bottle, so I'm pretty confident that this is a good alternative — richer, earthier — to oils like Kaliprix that do the passion, attraction, glamor, and sex appeal thing, but without the strong floral notes that some folks (including me) are not looking for in an oil. (I am just not a roses-and-violets type of person, and I don't personally like or use floral-scented body products, and I'd just as soon have coffee, chocolate, and vanilla over roses. Don't get me wrong – this is sweet – but it's "expensive coffee" sweet and not "two pumps of cheap hazelnut syrup" sweet.) Can be used by anyone of any gender or orientation.
ETA: This oil is going to be called Chrysalis: Another is a formula that combines healing and love-drawing; I've designed it for those clients I get who are older, have "loved and lost," have sometimes been single for a while or even divorced or widowed. It combines elements to draw true steady love with elements to heal from past heartache, and fosters self-respect and esteem/optimism as well (very often an issue for clients who are looking for new love later in life, even when they think it isn't). I have been prescribing a similar formula for the tea+bath/inside+outside remedy for clients in this situation for a while, and I finally got around to making an oil formula for it too, for those who like to include light setting in their bath rituals; this one especially makes a good "pre-Friday-night-out" ritual. It's a bit citrus, a bit energizing, a bit earthy, a bit healing – a nice, subtle-steady-energy, balanced attraction/healing blend. It's especially suitable for women who are nearing, or adjusting to, menopause.
There are more but I'll have to post them later. Help me name them – just leave a comment below (if you don't have an account here you can comment anonymously, but please leave me initials or initials plus city or something so I can identify the winner – if two people who are both "JS" leave comments, we could get confused).
If you live overseas, you are welcome to chime in – you are eligible too (just don't expect the oil to get there fast if your suggestion is selected, as I'll be shipping first class international!) [And as with any product, I hand-blend each individual bottle prior to shipment, adding the herbs to the individual bottle and pouring the oil from the mother bottle over them with prayer and attention. Personal attention takes time, so the recipients will get it when it's ready. If you are going to be a jerk about not getting your free shit right away, please don't participate – I have had just about all I can take from ingrates and whiners lately, and I really need to do a "fun" blog thing and a fun giveaway/contest in order to restore my faith in humanity and remind me that most of my customers are really awesome people and are not like the small handful who have been asshats lately and have ruined my perspective. So if you think you might feel an asshat attack coming on, go away please. Otherwise, please join in if you feel like it! The contest will go on in each case until I announce the winning formula name, so one might run longer than the other depending – and I have two more that need naming that I'll add as soon as I can get a few more minutes]