More Pinterest Potshots

-So then I keep the jar in a dark place, right?

-Sure.

-And when it’s all done, I need to dispose of the ritual remains.

-That’s it. You got it.

-And then I cleanse myself and my target.

-You– wait, what? Why in the everloving hell would you cleanse your target?

-I saw it on Pinterest.

-Oh for God’s sake.